Apparently, having been born in May, I'm an Attack Monkey. This means:
Personality: You have prehensile toes and an in with dangerous megacorporations. Bananas and heads of state fear you. You have adorable, human-like features.
Now all I need is a closet to hide in...
Off to watch TV now while my computer downloads Man from U.N.C.L.E. episodes free from AOL!