It is a well known fact that five exclamation marks are the sure sign of an insane mind, so why do you think that the subject line:
YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED A NEW ATM CARD!!!!!
is going to convince me to open the email you just sent me? Shouting in all caps isn't helping either. Do you think I'm stupid?
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